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ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Imagine if he wanted white in the first place.

this shit is laughable and bizarre and that mothers thoughts are ill mannered, yes
but i dont know what the last comment tries to imply and iunno if i should ask

pureorangeness:

douchebag-jesus:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Imagine if he wanted white in the first place.

this shit is laughable and bizarre and that mothers thoughts are ill mannered, yes

but i dont know what the last comment tries to imply and iunno if i should ask

BEHOLD, MY ENTRY

Kidding, it’s not thaaaat great, but I’m still pretty proud of the way this turned out

LINELESS WOO

AND DISCOMFORT AT THE SECOND IMAGE GOnna go take a shower

Okay now that the fun stuff is over, time to get down to the nitty-gritty

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Okay seriously now

Although this is definitely not my biggest demon, Decemuir Secretorum (Keeper of Secrets) is definitely up there with the big boys.

As you may have guessed from the Latin totes original right, my demon is Secrecy.

I am a very quiet person, believe it or not; I don’t speak much and I don’t share much, especially if it has been deemed personal.

I hold things in, ranging from emotion to experience and everything in-between. I don’t give things away; so you could say your secrets are safe with me.

Decemuir here represents that; he is my secret keeper. he’s a bit gaunt and very big, as holding stuff in can make you waste away and just… some secrets are big, and I’ve got some big secrets, make no mistake, so there’s a bit of symbolism there.

He doesn’t speak much, and when he does, some more chain links keep his lips close together and form a sort of magical barrier that mutes his voice whenever he tries to share something private, so he can’t spill too many secrets.

And that brings us directly to the chains and shackles, as well as the keyhole on his chest.

All of these have symbolism as well: the chains represent secrets holding one back. I mean, let’s be honest, it’s hard to progress when you’ve got something on your chest no one knows about. As for the keyhole, every person has a way to be unlocked. earning that trust from someone can cause them to open up, and then the secrets come flooding out, like light. Which is why there’s a little bit of a glow emanating from that particular part of his chest.

You can’t see them here, but there are some shackles and weights on his feet as well.

As far as personality goes, Decemuir is a bit of a grouch, as he has a ton of private information given by yours truly stored away, and he can’t tell anyone because of the Pact we have. Other than that, he’s a pretty chill and good guy, trying to help others bring the truth to the light. He can be a bit wary at times, as he doesn’t want anyone to find out what he knows (much like myself), but he’s pretty chill about that. He can act exasperated at times, but that’s because of all of the weight that he has to carry, and he’s sick of it.

As a note after all of that, the chains/shackles/weights are either added with each secret he is told or with each secret that is told to someone else besides himself.

As a defense mechanism, he can push spikes out of his body when extremely angry. It keeps people away, and that’s exactly what he likes when something he’s not supposed to share comes a little too close to surfacing.

His “powers” are creepy-night-in-the-graveyard-based: shadows, fog/mist, that sort of stuff.

WOW THAT’S A LOT

BUT

I should probably explain myself here because I do not have black hair but one can wish

SO, assuming we made a pact(which I will explain in just a minute),afterwards my hair and eyes get darker, eyes get all neat and purpley because why not, and my pupils become the same yellow as his eyes/keyhole, and in the shape of a key missing its head or whatever its called

As for the pact itself, it’s pretty simple: his half to fulfill is help me get over my fear of losing people because of the things I’ve got to come out with, and mine is to stop keeping so many secrets.

Oh, and the no smiling thing; I have discovered I’m a bit, okay, a big time blank slate. If I’m not smiling I’m just staring with varying degrees of emotion. Which is kinda cool, but I digress.

Okay I’ve been kinda really anticipating for this part, so bear with me for just a little while longer

When I’m asleep, the setting is always the same: a long hallway filled with doors of all kinds, but Decemuir is always behind a tall, asymmetrical door colored black with a knob in the shape of a keyhole; you turn that knob down till it looks like a normal keyhole, and bam, there he is, designing keys and locks and meddling around with other metal junk.

The other doors lead to other people’s secrets.

My cupboard (you know what I mean, the ones like Ava’s and Maggie’s) is practically the same as Dece’s door, only considerably smaller and when it opens, it swings downward and not to the side. The key to it looks kinda like a heart.

Well, that’s pretty much it! Thanks for reading that wall of text, and if you’ve stuck this far, you deserve a prize.

Or, like, ten.

thekasguy

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Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

Vin Diesel made you fall in love with a character who said 4 words. The CGI brought his words to visual life, but they’d be meaningless without his amazing command of voice. 

Basically vin Diesel had the challenge of:
"OK, this is the message you’re trying to convey"
"Alright"
"But you can only ONLY say I am Groot”

Because every time Groot says “I am Groot” he means something and vin Diesel had to convey that message as best he could with only those 3 words through inflection, emphasis, and emotion.

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